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STARDATE 703.3
Subspace Transmissions
Latest: #3230 — Overton
I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
xkcd.com/3230
Random: #3022 — Making Tea
No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.
xkcd.com/3022
xkcd by Randall Munroe —
CC BY-NC 2.5
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Recreation Database
The Oatmeal
Comics by Matthew Inman
xkcd
Romance, sarcasm, math, language
Poorly Drawn Lines
Comics by Reza Farazmand
SMBC
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Cyanide & Happiness
Dark humor webcomics
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